
(via ashleyj28)
Since it’s highly imperative to closely listen in the ending. Damn it. I NEED CONFIRMATION.
Liz: And now, an unscheduled reading that I think is appropriate for this lovely, romantic occasion. “But Onan knew the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground…” Sorry [flipping pages]. “Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin”. Oh, come on, Bible! Help a lady out!
30 Rock 4.21 - “Emmanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land”
(via fuckyeahlizlemon: all-right-ramblers)
*after coming out from oral surgery*
Liz: Oh my God. What are you doing here?
Drew: We knew you needed a ride home.
Liz: What do you mean ‘we’?
Dennis: Can’t leave without a ride, dummy!
Floyd: Happy Valentine’s Day! Oh. You have some dry blood on your teeth.
Liz: *elated* You’re here! You’re all here because you didn’t want me to be alone today.30 Rock 4.13 - “Anna Howard Shaw Day”
Awww. If only this was real. Still ♥.
*Drew, Dennis, and Floyd as the nurses with a Jamaican accent*
Drew: Chanice, what you gonna do this weekend?
Floyd: Gonna put a wallpaper on my powder room, woman. (?)
Dennis: Ooo, girl!
Drew: You need a boyfriend.
Floyd: Why do I need a man whos telling to put me wallpaper!? I’m an independent woman!
Drew: Ookay, Miss T! *to Dennis* You see how she act like she don’t want one?
Dennis: Uh-huh.
Drew: *to Dennis* You know she’ll go back in here crying when she can’t kill a waterbug.
Dennis: Whatchu wanna order for lunch today?
Floyd: Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.
*all three laugh*
Dennis: No she didn’t! No, she didn’t!
*drugged-up Liz laughs from her hallucination*30 Rock 4.13 - “Anna Howard Shaw Day”
I knew that the trio was not going to physically be there because of her surgery/anesthesia. BUT, THIS ending tag TOTALLY made up for it. Don Cheadle on a bed of rice. Be right back, still lizzing.