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silentwilight:

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rufustfirefly: merletto:

Liz: WHERE’S MY SANDWICH?

30 Rock, 02x14, Sandwich Day

Ross: YOU THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY? MY SANDWICH?!

FRIENDS, 05x09, The One with Ross’s Sandwich

SANDWICH CROSSOVERS. DON’T YOU WANT ONE NOW? JUST DON’T TAKE ONE THAT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU, DAMN. SANDWICH ETIQUETTE IS REAL.

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

RACHEL: And so then I realized, all this stuff I had been doing.. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding, was all just a way of—
PASSENGER: Oh, oh oh!! I’m sorry, can I interrupt? You know I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.
RACHEL: Pardon me?
PASSENGER: You say you love this man, yet you’re about to ruin the happiest day of his life. I’m afraid I have to agree with your friend Pheebs. This is a.. this is a terrible, terrible plan.
RACHEL: But he has to know how I feel!
PASSENGER: But why? He loves this… this Emily person. No good can come of this.
RACHEL: Well I think you’re wrong.
PASSENGER: Oh no! And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.

Friends 4.23 - “The One With Ross’s Wedding”

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fffriends : sundaystorms : onebreath : thequietworld: merletto:

He’s doing that weird eye contact thing. Don’t look at him, don’t look at him!

10x08 TOW The Late Thanksgiving

I always laugh so hard during this scene. Its just flat-out hilarious. XD

Parker: Is something wrong?
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isn’t perfect. Everything isn’t magical. Everything isn’t a glow with the light of a million fairies. They were just brake lights, Parker!
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Phoebe: You don’t have to put a good spin on everything.
Parker: I’m sorry that’s who I am. I’m a positive person.
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!

Friends 8.18 - “The One In Massapequa”

Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C…I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I don’t want to forget this moment! It’s like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! *He takes a mental picture of them all*
Chandler: I don’t think the flash went off.
Parker: HAHAA! *Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain*

Friends 8.18 - “The One In Massapequa”

It’s like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! XD